Uma feels bad about the unfulfilled promises. She told me to make an apology right now . So here I am.
I am refering the "firings" from Nonstiched. I am very sorry dear Nonstiched, I shall try my best to hold on to my promises. I shall put manglish version of all those malayalam wordings in my previous posts. I shall also give a signal to this effect, shortly, and then you may kindly pursue appreciation of my revelations. Kindly bear with me till then.
I just had a fight (over phone ) with Uma ( not she had with me). The issue is unresolved issues. I am yet to get Uma back. She's not yet successful in getting her released from her parents. Ok... let me wait...
Friday, February 27, 2009
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Proverbs ( താര് ചൊല്ലുകള്, നാടന് മുത്തുകള് )
Uma's good at reciting poetry. She's too good at proverbs and usages. I am talking about erotic language , not really anything dirty.
Last day, I happened to mention about "രണ്ട് തലയും നാല് മുലയും" (randu thalayum naalu mulayum) and "ഇഷ്ടമുള്ള അച്ചിക്ക് താരുടുക്കാന് നേരമില്ല " (istamulla achikku thaarudukkaan neramilla) . I tried to recollect some more of the thaar related usages.
Here goes some of them.
"താര് ഉണ്ടേല് താടകയും നടിക്കും. " ( thaar undel thadakayum nadikkum)
"വെനെന്കില് താര് വായാലഴിക്കും. " (venenkil thaar vaayaalazhikkam )
"കോലും താറും" { ഊടും പാവും എന്നതുപോലെ } ( kolum thaarum)
'താറും പാച്ചി കോലും പാകി" ( thaarum paachi kolum paaki )
I shall get a few more from Uma.
Last day, I happened to mention about "രണ്ട് തലയും നാല് മുലയും" (randu thalayum naalu mulayum) and "ഇഷ്ടമുള്ള അച്ചിക്ക് താരുടുക്കാന് നേരമില്ല " (istamulla achikku thaarudukkaan neramilla) . I tried to recollect some more of the thaar related usages.
Here goes some of them.
"താര് ഉണ്ടേല് താടകയും നടിക്കും. " ( thaar undel thadakayum nadikkum)
"വെനെന്കില് താര് വായാലഴിക്കും. " (venenkil thaar vaayaalazhikkam )
"കോലും താറും" { ഊടും പാവും എന്നതുപോലെ } ( kolum thaarum)
'താറും പാച്ചി കോലും പാകി" ( thaarum paachi kolum paaki )
I shall get a few more from Uma.
New frontiers, New strategies ?
Uma called me a few minutes ago. I expected some good news. But ....
Vasu, I told you sometime back, is running a trading business at his town. Now, he's doing well, and employs a few youngsters to do work for him. Uma has been now asked to take care of "cash" in his business. That is , Uma will be a cashier shortly. That's the news ... the latest ..
This is a major set back for Uma, as she says. She has been projecting her "good job" here with me as the main defense. For Vasu that was a convincing justification for her stay with me, and for Padma, it was not. Now, that edge is blunt. And with the new assignment (which she can't avoid), Uma cant use her current defense . She is confused.
Lord Krishna innocently suggested her "... do your duty, Uma... you be smarter ... tell Vasu that it's an inferior job .. and you deserve a better status and position .. and is skilled in Office matters and Computers.. And could be a partner in business ... ".
She laughed at this motivation ! Let's see what happens !!
Vasu, I told you sometime back, is running a trading business at his town. Now, he's doing well, and employs a few youngsters to do work for him. Uma has been now asked to take care of "cash" in his business. That is , Uma will be a cashier shortly. That's the news ... the latest ..
This is a major set back for Uma, as she says. She has been projecting her "good job" here with me as the main defense. For Vasu that was a convincing justification for her stay with me, and for Padma, it was not. Now, that edge is blunt. And with the new assignment (which she can't avoid), Uma cant use her current defense . She is confused.
Lord Krishna innocently suggested her "... do your duty, Uma... you be smarter ... tell Vasu that it's an inferior job .. and you deserve a better status and position .. and is skilled in Office matters and Computers.. And could be a partner in business ... ".
She laughed at this motivation ! Let's see what happens !!
College girls and thaar
Uma is confused. But she is firm on answering Devu.
I just talked to her. Infact I readout the whole post about 'thaarudutha collegukumaarimaar'. Uma said "the answer is yes.. but .... conditional...". She continued with her political and shrewd answer .
"Rarely regular, .... but occasional plenty....".
Since I am a bit busy at my work today, I closed the chat. But I asked her to give me a more reasonable answer to answer Devu !
I just talked to her. Infact I readout the whole post about 'thaarudutha collegukumaarimaar'. Uma said "the answer is yes.. but .... conditional...". She continued with her political and shrewd answer .
"Rarely regular, .... but occasional plenty....".
Since I am a bit busy at my work today, I closed the chat. But I asked her to give me a more reasonable answer to answer Devu !
BSNL, the great !
Uma says, had not BSNL been offering 10 paisa call rates, she would have gone bankrupt.
I think that's right. She's online (with me) for many hours a day.
You know these days, its a war being fought. I am referring to the war between Uma and her Vasu&Padma combine. I just have the role of Lord Krishna. I am on a "Geethopadesham" campaign, and Uma acts at my motivation. And I paly sweet with Vasu too.
You know who won the war ? Paandavar or Kauravar ? Who'll win the war ? Uma or VasuPadma ?
I pray, let everyone win. Let Uma be not the prey. That's how I too win.
I think that's right. She's online (with me) for many hours a day.
You know these days, its a war being fought. I am referring to the war between Uma and her Vasu&Padma combine. I just have the role of Lord Krishna. I am on a "Geethopadesham" campaign, and Uma acts at my motivation. And I paly sweet with Vasu too.
You know who won the war ? Paandavar or Kauravar ? Who'll win the war ? Uma or VasuPadma ?
I pray, let everyone win. Let Uma be not the prey. That's how I too win.
Friday, February 20, 2009
Who listens ?
Umaaa.... are you listening ?
Yes she is ! I know that. However, I am worried at her shift of focus ... and her thoughts ... She says that's for all getting fine. Who knows ? I shall wait a bit more !
Yes she is ! I know that. However, I am worried at her shift of focus ... and her thoughts ... She says that's for all getting fine. Who knows ? I shall wait a bit more !
Friday, February 13, 2009
Sales ladies
Uma doesnot permit "sales" people at home. You know, these days, many 'sales' people come home for selling various products. They include people of all ages, boys, girls, and middle aged women too. They offer various products, from cheap plastic items to electronic goods, from undergarments to sarees and churidar, from toys to English dictionaries, and what not !
Uma doesnot enterain them, as almost all are "irritant" ones. They are trained by some 'foolish persons'; that's why these sales people try to fool the customers.
I remember, once a salesboy came in He was wearing a good pants, full sleeve shirt, a tie, and had a big bag with him. he introduced himself as an MBA student, and would like to make a survey (of domestic matters). So, at my instance, Uma welcomed him to the drawing room. He kept on talking (all useles and irrelevant things) for a few minutes. At the end , he opened his bag, and took out a few plastic utensils. The truth having comeout, Uma had to struggle to get him evacuated from our drawing.
The case is almost similar with all these type of sales persons. They are foolish to think that the person (customer) is a stupid !
Today, an hour ago, two women 'sales ladies ' came here. They must be in their early 40s, and had two big bags each with them. Remani was in the kitchen, and so I happened to encounter them. They came in to sell "maxies". I said "no... no need now ...". They paused and told me that "all items for ladies " are there. I was curious, "aahaa... entokkeyaa.. kaanatte..." I said.
The smarter (and good looking too) lady said : "maxie.. paavaada...".
"Pinne.... " I queried with interest.
" .. pinne brassier, jatty ... ellam undu saar ..." she replied with a smile.
"carefree undo ? ... " I asked. Unexpected, the lady looked surprised, and said "undu saar..".
She started opening up the bags. I put another query "thaar mundu undo ?" .
"mundu illa saar ..." she replied. I knew she did not get my query correctly. Then, with an action, (with my right hand.. showing as if the thaar val is thrown between the thighs, and pulled and tucked in the back), I hinted again 'thaar... thaar mundu ...". She was not sure what I said. I went further. "thaar...adiyil udukkunna .. thaar .." she got it this time it seems. She said "athilla saar...". and she started closing her bags.
I said " adutha praavasyam varumpol kondu varoo...". I signed my closure, and the ladies took their bag and moved out to the gate. Yeah... both of them don't have anything inside !
By the by, I am home today. No office ! Because it's "harthaal' here in the city. All the people here are celebrating the day. None of my office staff would turn up. So... it's a special holiday today. Thus I too decided to celebrate. Pai was kind enough to get me a bottle of liquid gold, yesterday. At 11 am, I had a small dose of the heavenly drink. Then, you know now, the sales ladies appeared.
Uma doesnot enterain them, as almost all are "irritant" ones. They are trained by some 'foolish persons'; that's why these sales people try to fool the customers.
I remember, once a salesboy came in He was wearing a good pants, full sleeve shirt, a tie, and had a big bag with him. he introduced himself as an MBA student, and would like to make a survey (of domestic matters). So, at my instance, Uma welcomed him to the drawing room. He kept on talking (all useles and irrelevant things) for a few minutes. At the end , he opened his bag, and took out a few plastic utensils. The truth having comeout, Uma had to struggle to get him evacuated from our drawing.
The case is almost similar with all these type of sales persons. They are foolish to think that the person (customer) is a stupid !
Today, an hour ago, two women 'sales ladies ' came here. They must be in their early 40s, and had two big bags each with them. Remani was in the kitchen, and so I happened to encounter them. They came in to sell "maxies". I said "no... no need now ...". They paused and told me that "all items for ladies " are there. I was curious, "aahaa... entokkeyaa.. kaanatte..." I said.
The smarter (and good looking too) lady said : "maxie.. paavaada...".
"Pinne.... " I queried with interest.
" .. pinne brassier, jatty ... ellam undu saar ..." she replied with a smile.
"carefree undo ? ... " I asked. Unexpected, the lady looked surprised, and said "undu saar..".
She started opening up the bags. I put another query "thaar mundu undo ?" .
"mundu illa saar ..." she replied. I knew she did not get my query correctly. Then, with an action, (with my right hand.. showing as if the thaar val is thrown between the thighs, and pulled and tucked in the back), I hinted again 'thaar... thaar mundu ...". She was not sure what I said. I went further. "thaar...adiyil udukkunna .. thaar .." she got it this time it seems. She said "athilla saar...". and she started closing her bags.
I said " adutha praavasyam varumpol kondu varoo...". I signed my closure, and the ladies took their bag and moved out to the gate. Yeah... both of them don't have anything inside !
By the by, I am home today. No office ! Because it's "harthaal' here in the city. All the people here are celebrating the day. None of my office staff would turn up. So... it's a special holiday today. Thus I too decided to celebrate. Pai was kind enough to get me a bottle of liquid gold, yesterday. At 11 am, I had a small dose of the heavenly drink. Then, you know now, the sales ladies appeared.
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