Chandramukhi

Uma is Chandramukhi. Poets call a girl Chandramukhi, when her face is round (like the moon). But I call her Chandramukhi on another account.

Uma had pimples, acne, and black spots on her face. With continued fingering on them, the condition became worse. The facial skin and its nature is like the moon surface. With craters and hills, black and white. Uma is extremely fair in her complexion. On the reddish skin, how would it to have such craters ? That's why she applied a lot of facial creams those days.. Those to remove acne, whitening agents,...

I know, and she agreed that, she don't get much pimples now, for the last few months. I told her the reason - Interactions of the intimate type with me ! (She pinches me when I say this.) . I told Uma to advice all her 'pimpled friends and students' , to use the best medicine. Go for 'safe sex' with your friend or partner (as Uma does with me). Alternately, apply semen on the facial skin, and rub down (your boy friends will certainly help you). This is a miraculous medicine , and it will show results in a few days ! Sure ! Don't waste your money on those useless creams.

The reverse also is true. For 'pimpled boys', their girl friends can help, with their honey. Rub down the 'girl's honey' and watch the results. No joke this !

(Uma pinched me again for writing this naughty prescription.. But it's true)