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Friday, February 27, 2009

Promises, nonstiched

Uma feels bad about the unfulfilled promises. She told me to make an apology right now . So here I am.
I am refering the "firings" from Nonstiched. I am very sorry dear Nonstiched, I shall try my best to hold on to my promises. I shall put manglish version of all those malayalam wordings in my previous posts. I shall also give a signal to this effect, shortly, and then you may kindly pursue appreciation of my revelations. Kindly bear with me till then.

I just had a fight (over phone ) with Uma ( not she had with me). The issue is unresolved issues. I am yet to get Uma back. She's not yet successful in getting her released from her parents. Ok... let me wait...

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Proverbs ( താര്‍ ചൊല്ലുകള്‍, നാടന്‍ മുത്തുകള്‍ )

Uma's good at reciting poetry. She's too good at proverbs and usages. I am talking about erotic language , not really anything dirty.
Last day, I happened to mention about "രണ്ട് തലയും നാല് മുലയും" (randu thalayum naalu mulayum) and "ഇഷ്ടമുള്ള അച്ചിക്ക്‌ താരുടുക്കാന്‍ നേരമില്ല " (istamulla achikku thaarudukkaan neramilla) . I tried to recollect some more of the thaar related usages.

Here goes some of them.
"താര്‍ ഉണ്ടേല്‍ താടകയും നടിക്കും. " ( thaar undel thadakayum nadikkum)
"വെനെന്കില്‍ താര്‍ വായാലഴിക്കും. " (venenkil thaar vaayaalazhikkam )
"കോലും താറും" { ഊടും പാവും എന്നതുപോലെ } ( kolum thaarum)
'താറും പാച്ചി കോലും പാകി" ( thaarum paachi kolum paaki )

I shall get a few more from Uma.

New frontiers, New strategies ?

Uma called me a few minutes ago. I expected some good news. But ....
Vasu, I told you sometime back, is running a trading business at his town. Now, he's doing well, and employs a few youngsters to do work for him. Uma has been now asked to take care of "cash" in his business. That is , Uma will be a cashier shortly. That's the news ... the latest ..

This is a major set back for Uma, as she says. She has been projecting her "good job" here with me as the main defense. For Vasu that was a convincing justification for her stay with me, and for Padma, it was not. Now, that edge is blunt. And with the new assignment (which she can't avoid), Uma cant use her current defense . She is confused.

Lord Krishna innocently suggested her "... do your duty, Uma... you be smarter ... tell Vasu that it's an inferior job .. and you deserve a better status and position .. and is skilled in Office matters and Computers.. And could be a partner in business ... ".

She laughed at this motivation ! Let's see what happens !!

College girls and thaar

Uma is confused. But she is firm on answering Devu.
I just talked to her. Infact I readout the whole post about 'thaarudutha collegukumaarimaar'. Uma said "the answer is yes.. but .... conditional...". She continued with her political and shrewd answer .
"Rarely regular, .... but occasional plenty....".

Since I am a bit busy at my work today, I closed the chat. But I asked her to give me a more reasonable answer to answer Devu !

BSNL, the great !

Uma says, had not BSNL been offering 10 paisa call rates, she would have gone bankrupt.
I think that's right. She's online (with me) for many hours a day.
You know these days, its a war being fought. I am referring to the war between Uma and her Vasu&Padma combine. I just have the role of Lord Krishna. I am on a "Geethopadesham" campaign, and Uma acts at my motivation. And I paly sweet with Vasu too.
You know who won the war ? Paandavar or Kauravar ? Who'll win the war ? Uma or VasuPadma ?
I pray, let everyone win. Let Uma be not the prey. That's how I too win.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Who listens ?

Umaaa.... are you listening ?
Yes she is ! I know that. However, I am worried at her shift of focus ... and her thoughts ... She says that's for all getting fine. Who knows ? I shall wait a bit more !

Friday, February 13, 2009

Sales ladies

Uma doesnot permit "sales" people at home. You know, these days, many 'sales' people come home for selling various products. They include people of all ages, boys, girls, and middle aged women too. They offer various products, from cheap plastic items to electronic goods, from undergarments to sarees and churidar, from toys to English dictionaries, and what not !
Uma doesnot enterain them, as almost all are "irritant" ones. They are trained by some 'foolish persons'; that's why these sales people try to fool the customers.

I remember, once a salesboy came in He was wearing a good pants, full sleeve shirt, a tie, and had a big bag with him. he introduced himself as an MBA student, and would like to make a survey (of domestic matters). So, at my instance, Uma welcomed him to the drawing room. He kept on talking (all useles and irrelevant things) for a few minutes. At the end , he opened his bag, and took out a few plastic utensils. The truth having comeout, Uma had to struggle to get him evacuated from our drawing.
The case is almost similar with all these type of sales persons. They are foolish to think that the person (customer) is a stupid !

Today, an hour ago, two women 'sales ladies ' came here. They must be in their early 40s, and had two big bags each with them. Remani was in the kitchen, and so I happened to encounter them. They came in to sell "maxies". I said "no... no need now ...". They paused and told me that "all items for ladies " are there. I was curious, "aahaa... entokkeyaa.. kaanatte..." I said.
The smarter (and good looking too) lady said : "maxie.. paavaada...".
"Pinne.... " I queried with interest.
" .. pinne brassier, jatty ... ellam undu saar ..." she replied with a smile.
"carefree undo ? ... " I asked. Unexpected, the lady looked surprised, and said "undu saar..".
She started opening up the bags. I put another query "thaar mundu undo ?" .
"mundu illa saar ..." she replied. I knew she did not get my query correctly. Then, with an action, (with my right hand.. showing as if the thaar val is thrown between the thighs, and pulled and tucked in the back), I hinted again 'thaar... thaar mundu ...". She was not sure what I said. I went further. "thaar...adiyil udukkunna .. thaar .." she got it this time it seems. She said "athilla saar...". and she started closing her bags.
I said " adutha praavasyam varumpol kondu varoo...". I signed my closure, and the ladies took their bag and moved out to the gate. Yeah... both of them don't have anything inside !

By the by, I am home today. No office ! Because it's "harthaal' here in the city. All the people here are celebrating the day. None of my office staff would turn up. So... it's a special holiday today. Thus I too decided to celebrate. Pai was kind enough to get me a bottle of liquid gold, yesterday. At 11 am, I had a small dose of the heavenly drink. Then, you know now, the sales ladies appeared.

Thaar and Madurai (താര്‍ ഉടുക്കാത്ത നാടും മധുരനേര്യതും )( thaaar udukkatha nadum, madhura neryathum )

Uma is virtually with me. A few minutes ago, I called her. The call was cut and not answered. But after a few minutes, she called me (from the farthest end of their compound (പറമ്പ്)). I know, that's to avoid the sharp ears and venomous eyes of Padma.
"no improvement yet .. but looks like they are a bit down ..." Uma said. She was referring to Vasu and Padma. ".... may be in a few days ... they may let me off... " and she laughed. I felt confident on her optimistic tone and cool attitude. Howevr, I didn't comment much, I just murmered "yeah... they have to ..." But my mind was roaming violent. Uma continued, and said "every hour, I make a broadcast to Kunjamma... and more in the evening when Achan is at home ... ' I got a good job there .. I can't throw it off... who will give me job .. like this ...? ' ... and the praise over Mammen.... "
She continued ..." I can hear Kunjamma grinding her teeth ... and see the fire spitting from her eyes...... whenever I shout this bradcast ..... But I achan is cooling down ... certainly ... he said twice ..'athu sariyaaa, pakshe !? ' ... "
That's a good sign. Vasu is getting softer. Padma too would ... shortly. I am confident. I'll wait and watch. Things have strted softening. Now, everyhing will get into her stride .. may be in a feww days or at worst, in afew weeks. See, patience pays !

I read out Devu's post in full to Uma. She was but locked on to "Madhura neriyathu".
"Maammaa.... madhura neriyathu avide kittumo ? ... " she asked me.
"Veno ? ... nokkatte ... pakshe, thaarudukkatha naatil entu maduraneriyathu ? { "വേണോ ? ... നോക്കട്ടെ ... പക്ഷെ, താരുടുക്കാത്ത നാട്ടില്‍ എന്തു മടുരനെരിയത് ? }... I just exclaimed.

I was referring to this city. "Thaar and onnara" culture is missing from this part of Kerala. To be more realistic, women (except the younger generation , may be below 25, who have panties) in this southernmost part (including this city) of Kerala do not wear any undie ! Thaar may be with just below one percent of women. Yes ... I am sure !!

Any difference of opinion ?

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Hardwork and Softwork

Uma asked me whether I am coining new words. I said .."yes..".


Uma’s happy about the Softwork, more than Hardwork. These days, I do a bit of Softwork with Ionia (for not in a position to do any Hardwork with her). Do you get what I mean?

Two heads and four boobs (രണ്ട് തലയും നാല് മുലയും )

Uma is not very happy with my decision to put Remani with me here. I could get the message over her voice.
I told you last day, that since Remani’s sons are away for their livelihood, Remani would be lonely at her home. At my instance, and with the full agreement of her sons, Remani is now living with me. (She’s let out her house for rent). Yesterday, (Sunday), she shifted her stay to my home. Now she is my full time care-taker ! (I don’t get any other word to explain her). She was my care taker for day time, till last Saturday, and over the last four years.

If you wonder who this Remani is, I request you to scan through some of the earlier posts, where I made my innocent revelations. And about our relationship.
Remani’s my love from my age of 19 (she at her 15). She lived with my grand mother for over 7 years (I was only a frequent visitor to my Grand mother). She was certainly not a servant girl (assistant to my GM), but was a part of our family. At my age of 22 (she at her 18), I left the place to newer pastures, to earn my own livelihood (and to become free !). Those three years, Remani had been my heart-throb, and ‘everything’. But for external actions (softwork), I never had any extreme mischievous acts (hardwork) with her.
After many years, when she left my GM’s home, she told me … in our den … that she’ll be mine a day…. But ‘destiny’ played a lot .. all mischievous and sometimes cruel .. .. and many unexpecteds happened … and she did not become mine. But after a few years more, she became mine … but not fully. She was mine all along mentally. But not physically mine. I remember, she promised me at many instances .. “I’ll be your’s .. one day ..”.
And that day is now here. That’s just yesterday. Remani became mine, in its full sense. But … there are still some strings attached … it’s all with thorns..
Uma’s not happy with Remani’s return. For she knows that Remani is more ‘mine’, than her. Uma is quite smart, to realize that my innocent relationship with her may not last longer, for I don’t have any rights over Uma. That’s what exactly happened now. The innocent relationship, starting with a ‘stiff saree tip’ has grown into a multidimensional life. Something which never can be turned back, or forgotten. Uma is certainly aware of the weak elements in this innocent relationship. May be that’s why she herself is playing a game of delayed tactics. But I am still hopeful, and is expecting the continued flow of relationship. That’s why all these revelations !
Another point I get struck in my mind is the old saying “randu thala cherum, naalu mula cherilla’ { രണ്ട് തല ചേരും, നാല് മുല ചേരില്ല }. That’s true. Women are jealous … they don’t like other women to enter their personal zones. That’s the case with Uma too. She won’t like Remani to come any closer to me. But Uma’s well aware that Remani, by default, is in my innermost.
Uma went home, on her summoned by her father, a few days before the developments with Remani. So, Uma’s also aware that it’s not any my game plan. May be that the destiny decided all these. Calling Uma back home, and then calling Remani in here. I am not a party to these happenings. It just happened. That’s why all these innocent revelations.

Devu's story

Uma conveys her appreciation of Devu's experiences.

During lunch hour today, I readout Devu’s story to Uma (over the phone). She was impressed. She asked me to put an appreciation note right now. And so, I am …

Devuuuu… is it still paining on your ‘kundi’ ? I know Ammayi’s punishment was a bit hard , and so the beatings must have been very painful, to the body and mind. Oh… your kundi must have been red hot … I can see that ! But I wonder how that incident did extinguish the lesbo instincts ! After all, its not that anything bad.

Thattudutha penne, how’s your trip (pilgrimage !) to Madurai ? How did all ‘tharupaachi chechimaar’ perform ? All must have been tight and safe ! Now that you are back with all blessings (from madurai Meenakshi), I hope you’ll continue to write … without any break … I request you to post your experiences everyday.

When you referred ‘thaarupaachi chechimaar’, it reminded me of my school days and vacations. During the vacation period (summer) I used to be at the land of Elephantiasis’, where my paternal ancestral home is situated. Those two months an year were quite interesting and inspiring. I had the opportunity to move with (or is it to deal with ?) many ‘thaarupachi chechimaar’. Infact the terminology is exactly the same, we were used to. I shall write on those reminiscences later.

Return of Devu

Uma was happy when I told her that Devu is back. As usual, I was chatting with Uma over the mobile phone, today morning. In fact, I called her a second time today, after reading Devu's post.

Uma is yet to settle her problem . She is at home, amd is not allowed to go out. Padma keeps a constant vigil on her .. as if she may fly off. Uma told me today, that she may really fly off from this cage ( which Vasu and Padma had created now ), if the problem is not settled. I asked Uma "what really is their concern now ?". Uma was very clear ... she said "They don't like me to live with you there ... they now know well, what I am to you and what you are to me ! ...". I didn't dare to answer or comment on that. But Uma, is very rock hard in her position. Thank God, that may solve the issues !
You may wonder why I am not doing anything to solve the issue (if you are aware of the issue !). I told you at many a time, that I am innocent in this case. I am just an innocent ... things keep coming to me.. and I am amidst them... what else can I do ? If Uma wants my companionship, how can I refuse that ? I just accept it ... for me being so innocent ... and that built a relationship, and that's why I get into her orbit. And that's why, Uma now knows well that she has to play solo for this settlement of problems.
And now, I am to make a revelation that Uma is not likely to return in the near future. I'll wait for that .

I wonder ... I started with Devu's return and ended with Uma's return ! But that's no matter at all.
{ Right now, I am at my office... doing very important tasks... so, shall get back to you in the evening. I shall talk to Uma again , and will grind on Devu's story ! }

Monday, February 9, 2009

Pub ?

Uma's news : Nothing new. Still under confusion. Uma's strong in her decision, and her parents too are. So, let me wait and see ....
I had a long chat yesterday night too. And a short one today morning. It so happened, today's chat had a topic "Women in Pubs " ... the pub culture .. Uma's for it ! I kept quiet.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Chastity Belts with GPS






















Uma
's absence here gives me a lot of time to read. That's what I do when free. Evenings are now time for Internet and the masala in it. On all days during this week, I've been reading a lot of Malayalam stories (You know .. Kochupushtakam ). But a news item fascinated me more . It goes like this.
" 21st Century Chastity Belts" . Gone are the days when women's underwear had to be secured with lock and key to ensure their chastity. A Brazilian lingerie maker has olled out a line of lingerie with nbuilt devices so that insecure men can have their peace of mind. It looks ugly, but are very functional. It can be programmed to track the movements of anyone wearing it. There's a GPS device too, which can be switched off if the woman wants it. There's a lot of demand for it..The report says.

I told you earlier, our thaar, when worn properly, is a safety belt (though not exactly).

Friday, February 6, 2009

Changes in life

Uma is yet to comeback. I don't know when that will happen. It's quite fuzzy about the future. Come what may, is the attitude now. What else can I say now ?
The point is that I am not in a position to command over her. Though Uma may expect me to do so, how can I do that ? After all, who is she to me ? My ? .. I don't know. For the rest of the world, though it's not a convincing answer. This is where I am getting stuck. I can't give a firm "do it" to Uma , Vasu or Padma. That's why I am patiently waiting for the next turn.

On Wednesday evening, I talked to Vasu. I adviced him to be practical. And that getting a job these days is very tough. So, having a job, and that too with me (where she enjoys freedom and status !) is no silly matter. I told him that the position is kept reserved for Uma, and I am waiting for her to return. I told him "Vasu, ... in her matters, I am equally responsible .. as you.. ". I think Vasu didn't get my exact message. However, he said "yes...yes... ". But the problem is Padma. She somehow wants to keep Uma away from me.

In the meantime something good is happening here. Remani will be my full time family member here. I told you earlier, that she lives with two of her sons, and spends the whole day-time here. It's just a bit away from my home. The first boy is already away and the second one is now leaving for his job (he breaks his studies, on getting a job). Remani is not left alone, and should not. So, she'll join me in a week's time. Her house will be rented out. With this, Remani will be a FULL member of my home. I am too happy about that. Afterall, she's my Remani !
And Remani too is quite happy about this. She, just at the hint of my decision, agreed to. She brought her sons last day to me. They too are happy. The boys are happy about maintaining the family relationship, closely. They are too concerned about their loving mother, and they want her to be safe and happy. That's why the younger one said "Maamma, Amma ... has no other preferences ... but to be with you here ... that's the best .. for all of us ..".

I smiled and said "yes Ramu.... I am happy dear ... Thank God, you took the right decision".

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

362436

Uma would certainly appreciate this number. 362436 ! A telephone number ? Look at the picture below and judge the number.






















If you hadn't some clue, I think this would be just about 322434 ! What do you say ?


Phone numbers can be sexy too. Did I tell you about a sexy phone number earlier ?

If not, it's here. Just see.. and call her if your are tempted !

Hair ... the beauty of

Uma loves long and thick hair. But she is not blessed with that. She has very short ( just below shoulder level only) but fairly thick hair. She keeps that in good form. But, always oily .. with a sweet scent (of the home made 'kaachiya enna' !).
I am surprised at the picture of three girls, in an advertisement. I'll ask Uma about her comments on this, when she's back.

Under arrest

Uma's still under "house arrest" ... some sort of !
Yesterday night, while we were chatting, the phone was disconnected abruptly. Today morning, she sent me a message that yesterday when we were chatting, Padma pulled out the mobile and disconnected. Padma was furious, Uma says, that she was chatting long time.
I'm yet to call her today. I am taking a wait and watch strategy. What else can I do in this situation ? But, I am confident that Uma'll be ejecting off the problem in a day or two. That's what Uma hinted me. She infact asked me to keep cool, and that she 'll get back to me at the earliest.
I hope for the best. I don't want to create any tensions, or aggregate the heat.

And, while chatting yesterday, Uma asked me whether Thattudutha pennu is back or not. I said "No... it seems Devu is in some problem... that's why no new posts ... what else could have happened ? ?"

Monday, February 2, 2009

Long absence

Uma's absence makes me mad. She's, however, present here virtually. Thanks to the 'mobile' revolution !
Uma's still in the clutches of Padma and Vasu. And I know they have the right. Uma's, for the time being, playing 'obedience'. That's why she is very patient... and with them.
Today morning too I had a chat with her. She says ..."be cool Maammaa... I'll be there in a few days... Kunjamma can't put me in house arrest for long... I'll find a solution... don't worry ...". This confident tone makes me happy. I'll have to wait until Uma herself bails out of the problem situation.
I asked her "what's the issue now your Kunjamma is throwing out.. ?". Uma was point blank. "She doesn't like me to be with you... she's aware of things well .. na ?" .
I can't blame Padma or Vasu for that matter. No parent can leave their daughter (though a spinster) off like this .... neither to me nor someone else. So... I can't be the leader to settle. When Uma takes up sword, i'll help her ... and be mine. That's selfish too.. na ? Tell me who is not ??