Black and Saffron

Uma goes unconventional quite often. And she shows that.
Today, after lunch, an hour ago, Uma called me. I was quite busy in my office. {Now, I'm in the office ! } She started asking me a few questions. It looked irrelevant and funny to me. However, the last question was "what's the color of my bottom inner one ?". I knew the answer correctly (as i knew it well). I said "White ... but it's ivory to be precise..". She laughed ... and asked me "What if it's not ?". What a question, I exclaimed. "Nothing... but its abnormal...that's all" I replied. "Then its so... it's abnormal..." Uma said.
"How's that... tell me clearly ... quick... I am busy here" I said.
" I have black now " she said.
I was confused. How come she has a black thaar ? I asked her - "may be an old torn cloth ... don't use such.. you throw off that thaar ... wear a right one...". She got my anxiety, and said "No..no.. it's the right one.. only thing is, its black... I have a saffron one too".
She further explained to me that she bought two thaar mundu from the town. There colour mundus are also available. Black and saffron. She bought one each for her and Padma. She tried the first one -black- today morning. And that's why all this calls !
I wish Uma returns immediately. I am eager to see that black... and then that saffron !