Ionia, the Sweet girl

Uma didn't call me today. I too didn't try her. I am in a hangover ! Hangover not caused by 8PM, but by Ionia. Yes... she gave me a series of surges ... surges of my pleasures. Pleasures of many kinds ! and the ultimate pleasure.

Ionia was with me yesterday evening. I left the office early. Pai dropped me at home and returned. Ionia reached me around 5pm, with her pack of Onakkodi. One set of Blue Jeans and a white Top; and a Churidaar (a bit brownish, with some art stiching on the front side, and a white bottom). That's all her choice.
I had two measures of 8PM, slow sipping, over the two hours she spent with me. But Ionia didn't taste it even. That's a surprise for me. She said, since she's to return home, and Mummy shouldn't feel bad of it { as if Mummy is not aware ! }, she declined to give company. That's OK ! But she reminded me to keep stock for Onam days... when she and Mummy would join me. "Yes...certainly', I said.

I prompted her to wear her new dress. She was all the more ready to act. But she gave me an initial notice.
"Uncle... today I can't share any group acts ... it's all red there .." she said pointing at her heavenly spot. That was disappointing for me... however, I had to agree with her.
"OK...but ... let's exclude that spot... then things are clear..!" I said. She laughed and tapped on my cheeks.
Then it was like a strip dance. She started removing 1..2..3.... of her garments... not the 4th. Oh.... I just watched ... I decided to enjoy the striptease dance ( is that word right ?) . Now she started putting on her new churidaar. 1..2..3.. and no shimmy and shawl ! It's very nice fiiting. Not tight really, but good shaped one ! Oomm...
May be after a five minutes critical analysis, stripping resumed. The Churidaar went back to it's packet. Two minutes again, like the Bombay girl (Have you see that video ? ).
Now, it was the turn of the Jeans. Jeans and top. Jeans fitting tight. Top fitting not too tight, but shapely. It's white top... with words on it "Sweet girl". dancing and laughing, she tapped on me... my head, face, and down below .. Oh... The jeans and top went back to the packet.

In another five minutes, she was back in her churidaar, and the new ones packed.
She sat on my lap for sometime, licking my lips, and reciprocations.

Pai came at around 7. I asked him to put Ionia back to her place. Thanking me and winking at me, she left with Pai. Only to meet her for a couple of hot days next week.

Ionia celebrates !

Uma, in today's chat, didn't ask me about Ionia. But you know, Ionia was supposed to come to me in the evening yesterday. Late in the evening, she called me and said that she is unable to come down, as her mother is sick with fever ( Oh... the fever of fevers ! ). She promised me that she would come down today evening. Today morning, she straight dropped into my room and said "sorry Uncle... Mummy 's down with fever ... I am coming straight to you today evening...". She was in a light blue churidaar.
"But... where's the Jeans and top ?.." I asked.
With a smile, she said "it's packed and with me... to inaugurate with you ...".
Oh... that's nice... , I thought.
"Welcome dear ...!" I said, and moved on to my work.

Kalyani ... the XXX lady

Uma used to show me anything that's unique or an exception. This is one of that kind.
What I am referring now is about a query from a reader, on 'Who is Kalyani ?'
I, in an earlier post, showed you Kalyani. But didn't disclose anything about her. Just because, I do not know anything about Kalyani, but for her name !
I happened to see her in a 'marriage reception' in the city, an year ago. Uma too was with me, and she just gave me a hint. With much drama, finally I could get her snapped by the photographer (who incidently was well known to me).

So, the fact is, I don't know Kalyani. She's somewhere around in this City , kicking mine at times with her huge front and rear curves.

Suspense !

Uma didnot disclose what she shopped yesterday. I talked to her today early morning. But she kept mum on the gift . She said .."watch out ... you'll get a surprise this week end.. " .. and she laughed.
OK...OK...I'll wait, as you know ! It must be something interesting. Else why did she say 'surprise' ?

Onam ... readiness

Uma, while chatting yesterday, asked me "....are you ready with your Onam stuff ?". I said ".... yeah...but ... I depend on others for all that ... you know ..."
She coolly told me "that's OK ... atleast you have someone to take care of your interests ... "
And suddenly she asked me " did you invite Ionia ? "
I was not really surprised. However, I didn't tell her all that happened on Saturday.
On Saturday, I'd been to my Office. Pai reminded me of going to BEVCO. I told him to manage the 'liquid gold' from BEVCO during any gap in the office hours. He did it in the morning hours. But , 'liquid gold' was not available, nor the 'green label'. At about 11.30, I got a call from him and asked whether 8PM is ok, in the absence of others. I had no other choice and so I had to consent to it. Pai collected enough stock for the season, duly accounting guests too.

Later in the afternoon, I called Ionia. She was too happy to come to me, that she was actually running down to my room. After the usual office queries and chat, I asked her what her Onam plans are. She said , with a smile.." I am waiting for the "Onam bonus... " Then only I can plan anything. That clicked me about paying my people well in advance. Our usual system is an 'Onam gift" just before the Onam holidays. But, Ionia's words made me think to pay the gift much early. Immediately I called Pillachettan, and asked him to plan payment on Monday, and to collect the money positively on Monday morning (that's today) for payment of gifts. Ionia was a witness to my arrangements. She looked very thrilled.
The I asked Ionia "I am inviting you to my place for Onam.. will you come to me for a couple of days .."
"yes ... sure... but I'll ask Mummy ..." was her reply. I asked to talk to her immediately and confirm.
She went out, and came an hour later. She had a smile on her face when she came in.
"Mummy says.. you are alone ... and she said both of us would come to you. Otherwise Mummy would be alone .. !..."
I was a bit down (frankly), but I agreed. Ok... let both of them be there. On further chat, ionia agreed to come down to my place on 30th Sunday (after the visit to their Church). And they would be with me for two days.

Today evening, I'll give an extra gift to Ionia, for purchasing two Jeans and top sets. And she knows what kind I would prefer.
Today morning ( a few minutes ago ) I told her of this plan. She would leave off earlier from office, and would come down to me in the evening. Just to show me how the new stuff fits her.

May be, I'll tell you tomorrow how the new jeans and other stuff fits her.

Expectations ... the motivator

Uma's promise will be fulfilled this week. I am talking about the promise she made last day regarding an Onam gift. Infact, yesterday too, when I talked to her, she didn't disclose what it would be. So I left it to my imaginations. Whatever it would be, I love it so much, and it would certainly kick start my emotional surges. I am eagerly looking forward to receiving that ! May be, by Thusday or Friday, I would be receiving that. Uma told me that she is planning to shop today (that's Monday). She is going to Ernakulam today morning, but with Padma, for Onam shopping. Vasu would take care of their shop today.
In the meantime, I thought of reciprocating the same. I've been thinking of what I would send her for Onam. I suggested, and asked her whether to send a good 'settu mundu' or 'set saree' from Karalkada. But she declined to that. She said : "Please don't send anything ... that may trigger a new series of firings and complications .." . And she continued "I'll get your gifts next time I visit you...." She also told me that she has to confidentially arrage for sending the gift to me. She would easily manage that.
That left me with a good feel . She has a hope (and may be a plan !) to meet me ! That's a good hope. I told you I have been trying to bring her back. But my strategies failed miserably ... and that's why I left the idea. Uma , as you know, didnot take an active role in a reunion either. That killed all my efforts, and the hopes.
Now that her words are encouraging, I'll wait... and hope for a new life to my relationship with Uma.

Onam ... it's almost here

Uma's ready for the Onam celebrations. She says, she's on a purchasing spree ! And you know, she's going to send me Onakkody by courier. I am told it will reach me sometime next week, well before Uthraadam.
You all are aware that 'Uthradam' day is very special for Onakkodi.
"uthraadamuchakku kodi udukkanam" is the saying
{ ഉത്രാടമുച്ചക്ക്‌ കോടി ഉടുക്കണം. }
Uma asked me to take special care on that ! and I am to wear what she sends me !!
"Yes.. sure ..." I said.
But I asked her "Do you remember how we spent Onam last year ?"
She said "yes...." with a deep breath. To the silence that followed, I said " Uma.... what Onam without you !?"

To my sad tinted tone, she said :
"No...no.. Maammaa, that's not right. You must celebrate Onam, even without me with you. Why should you be sad about it ? I know ... you would be smarter... if I am there .. and that would be certainly ... make more pleasures ...".
And she continued... " ... even without me, you can celebrate well... I know that... Invite your chumchaas... may be Ionia would like to be with you ... "
That made me think .. and plan for an Onam with Ionia (may be her mother too ). Today, I'll check with her whether she would spend two days with me. I'll invite her to do so.

But you know, Pai is already active ! He spends a lot of time in the evening with me . He does cleaning and some brushing up everything. In fact I told him to call someone to do all that chores. He said ..."that's not necessary.. I'll do it ...".
That reminded me that I must give him a good treat in advance. Treat means... some money for him. Tomorrow (Saturday) I'll take him to buy new cloths for him (and something for his family too). But I am sure he would refuse that. That will make me give him some money ... good enough to buy atleast a pair of good dresses for him and his wife. And I know I must do all that possible, because, Pai is so nice a person, he's not doing all these just for money. He says, he is paid as our driver, and that's good enough. But I know , he is much more than a driver.
That's why, he plans to visit the BEVCO shop at Statue Jn today, To to get a few 'liquid gold' bottles (Avoiding Onam rush). He is aware that I would need some, and ofcourse, I would have many guests (specially to gulp two/three measures of the 'liquid gold' ). Pai himself would enjoy one or two (may be everyday !).

I shall keep yuou posted of the Onam readiness tomorrow too. I hope I'll get the mood to do so. Uma asked me to be active and smart ! I have to !

Kalyani ... so powerful kick !

Uma, sometime back, showed me this lady. Kalyani !

Happy New Year : Chingam 1

Uma called me early morning today, at about 6am. She knew I'd be awake and off to some temple by then. That's right. I was on the way to the Krishna temple, when she called me. I pulled aside, and stopped.... and had a chat... just about 10 minutes.
She reminded me of the last year Chingam 1 . She remembers every minute of the day ! Thank God ! Just before closing the chat, I told her about the A to I ( and not A to E as I thought ). She too was not aware of the mountainous ones ! She promised me to give me a feedback in a day.

How big can the boobs be ?

Uma's size is 34C. I have told you that earlier.
I had discussions with her regarding the size ( I mean the Boob size !) . Whenever something special comes across, she used to show me, and vice versa. And, as you know, I closely watch the ads of Bras. But, yesterday, I have come across something unbelievable !

I am familiar about (may be) all common boob sizes . From 28A (the skinniest) to 40D (the big bulky !). And I thought the cup sizes are from A to E. E being the biggest.
But, I'm surprised.. I am wrong in this knowledge. The size doesn't end at E . It's growing on.. bigger and bigger... to F... G... H... and it's not over... to I ! If you don't believe, see the ad below.
I've taken this from this month's issue of 'Vanitha' monthly.






























I'd just talked to Uma today early morning. I asked her to have a look and give me a feedback. In the meantime, will any of you tell me something more about the boob sizes. Can someone show me an "I" sized one ! ??

How to of thaar

Uma many times showed me and explained me "How to" of thaar. But she 'fired' me at all my attempts to snap. I understand that . But if everyone thinks so, how can this knowledge be shared to the new generation ? I am worried of that !

However, I had earlier posted some "how to" material here. I hope you can get that quickly.

Last day, I happened to surf the web on this topic. Surprisingly, I got a description (may not be excellent ... and something is better than nothing ! ) in one of the sites. I copied the text and and it's here.

How to wear an Onnara.

Onnara is one and half sized mundu, nearly six muzham in length. This is wrapped over the buttocks and the two free ends are kept at equal length. One end is pulled up to the face level and the other end is tightly wound over this and the end inserted at the right side of belly. Then leave the top end and it will drop the other end and the conical end will be touching the ground almost. Now kneel down and catch the back portion of the mundu and bring it up to the waist under the conical flap portion dropping down. Now spread the legs little bit and insert this portion in between bottom belly and the edge of the dhothi. This portion will be tight now over the pelvis, the thighs will be covered upto the knee fully and partially downwards. Now the final process starts. Bring one hand to the back and catch the dropping conical front end through the spreaded legs (between thighs) and pull the end as much tight as possible and nicely insert the tail portion in between the back over the buttock and cloth.

By now for ladies of some good structure some statue look will be there and curves and shape of the back will be well displayed. In olden days only a plain dothi used to be worn over this so that the onnara will be partially visible through the cloth. Now there is one underskirt for fully covering the onnara. Still the buttock shape will be prominent with an onnara and any brand of panty can't keep the structure like this.

KSWDC

Uma hinted me to do a bit of research on the net. Yeah.. that's on Onnara / Thaar.

I could find some official reference of 'Onnaramundu' in the website of Kerala State Womens Development Corporation. Let me reproduce a paragraph therein. You may also visit the site at :

http://www.kswdc.org/costumes_ornaments.htm

Extract from the web page of KSWDC on the costumes and ornaments of Kerala women.

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In the earlier days, it was very easy to identify a women belonging to different caste/community with their dress codes. Well in that too there were close association in the sense that Hindu, Christian and Muslim women generally preferred white clothes. Christian women wore a long white garment which is folded with a number of fan-like fringes behind and a jacket is worn over the upper part of the body. While Muslim women wear a white garment from waist to ankles and a white jacket with long sleeves. Purdah and burqa-wearing Muslim women were a common scene. While the typical item in the dress of Nair, Kshatriya, Ambalavasi and some other communities of women was the onnaramundu. Over this was worn the upper garment, mundu, and the blouse. While going out, a longer cloth of finer texture, neriatu, is worn over the shoulders. Besides, the traditional outfit of malayali woman was Neriathu’ and ‘Mundu’. Among, young girls and teenagers it was full skirt and blouse’ and ‘half sari’ (full skirt, short blouse and a davani (shawl).

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Thaar technologies

Uma showed me some good techniques. Ofcourse, I knew some of them much earlier.
Techniques for 'thaar'. I shall talk on that later. That's about innovative technologies on thaar/onnara. Await !!!!

Thaar and Onnara in Wikipedia

Uma must be smiling now.
Once I asked her to look for the word "Thaar" or "Onnara" in a dictionary. She, after a long search, realised that it's just not there at all in any dictionary or encyclopedia. She commented that it's necessary to add these to an encyclopedia, as the next generation would find this most interesting.
Any dictionary or Enclopedia would give the word 'thar'. That's right ... but that's about the 'Thar desert' ! May be you'll get the 'thars'... that's the 'varayaadukal'.
That's why now I decided to put the words in the Wikipedia. { Thank God, it's nice. They allow you to include new knowledge elements into the Wikipedia, and edit them. Anyone can contribute to such topics. That's collaborative knowledge addition. }

So, you would be intersted ... look for "Thaar" and "Onnara" in Wikipedia. Here is the link.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

Once you are in, search for these words.

I request you to add more to this, preferably with good pictures of thaar/onnara.
{ I hope you remember that Uma did not permit to put her pictures in this blog !) { I request you to keep the article healthy, without any porno content .}

Thaar and Paalathaar

Uma helped me differentiate the words - Thaar and Paalathaar ( പാളത്താര്‍ ) .
What she and many of our people wear is the thaar ( the erotic one) . Thaar is innermost one !
Paalathaar is not an innerwear. It's a way of wearing a saree, by many Brahmin sects (and others in many Northern states). Paalathaar, is not the one we are interested. To make that clear, I'll show you a picture (taken from another article in the Web) of Paalathaar.

We-Vibe

Uma haven't seen this gadget (neither I do ! )
If you are interested, please visit we-vibe !

The compulsive confessor

Uma read the blog once. But she is not appreciative of the whole thing. But I like that. And that's why I am a frequent visitor. I am talking about Meenakshi's blog : The compulsive confessor.
If you haven't read it, I suggest you should. Atleast for its fanfare.
This week she writes about the skinny jeans and underwear. Here is something she wrote:

* I am also giving up on the Skinny Jeans phenomenon. I've tried them on over and over again and I cannot for the life of me figure out who these jeans are supposed to be flattering. I have extraordinarily skinny legs and an ass that is almost non-existant. These jeans skinnify my legs even more BUT push my ass out so I look.. well.. really weird. Pair that with an empire waist top and you know I've got some serious body issues.

Something I do like though is boy shorts, which, wouldn't you know it, is underwear. So much more comfortable than a thong, make my ass look VISIBLE (seriously!) and are kinda cool in a hipster sorta way. They're also good to wear under dresses when you don't want your pantyline to show and come in all sorts of awesome patterns. My two favourites right now are ones with cassettes on it with "Feel the beat" on the waistband and similar ones with zebra faces on it and "Drive Me Wild". LOVE them. I wish they were outerwear too.

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What I am dreaming now of is "The Skinny and the the Thaar" !